It’s that time of year again, and not even lawyers are immune from the occasional affliction of seasonal cheer and vim. However, like many cultural phenomena that involve mass participation in a shared rite or spectacle, certain catch phrases are heard uttered more commonly than is reasonable, causing varying degrees of consternation to those with a particularly low tolerance for linguistic mindlessness. So let’s be creative and proactive: what’s your alternative (hopefully original) greeting, if any?