"This Means Waugh!"

Back to January 2004

 
 
 

 
 
 

The fourth test match between India and Australia seems to be going India's way. No doubt 900 million people are very happy right now. I, on the other hand, am trying to position as many fans on me as possible (current air throughput is approximately 300CFM), and the cricket is rapidly becoming a concern secondary to the more immediate problems of heat exhaustion and dehydration.